Don't Worry, Be Dead Inside T-Shirt Size:L chronic goal-dodgers

chronic goal-dodgers

it’s the perfect way to set expectations while keeping things low-key

this tee delivers peak comfort and peak irony

easier to commit to

Others make you question how we made it this far as a species

Don't Worry, Be Dead Inside T-Shirt Size:L chronic goal-dodgersOptimism is overrated. This tee is for those who smile through the existential dread, laugh at chaos, and havent felt a genuine emotion since 2017. The cheerful slogan meets a bleak truth bomb, making it the perfect wardrobe addition for the emotionally unavailable and humorously hollow. Printed on a soft, high quality cotton shirt thats way more comfortable than facing your feelings. Ideal for burnt out overthinkers, emotionally bankrupt jokesters,